piss

taking a piss into a jar and subjecting yourself to drug tests is
probably what stopped me from becoming a top athelete. It
seems so undignified. Animals get to piss wherever they want,
frankly that seems a better system, toilets are fine but labelled
vials are another thing. And when u do the drug test , there
are lines that appear, discovering all ur secrets. May be in the
future you will be able take these tests for other attributes.
Are you serial killer ? Just give us your urine sample. Do you
listen to Hanson, im afraid the line indicates you do. Sorry...