Indian on weekdays non-indian on the weekend

Everyday i seem to be flip-flopping from pretending to be Indian
or denying the fact that im Indian at all. When it comes to
the cricket im Sri Lankan, when Im about to travel in India
i think ill be "Indian" so I dont get hasseled like a foreigner and
you definately dont want to be sri lankan. When im anywhere else,
Im not Indian, im usually Australian. When it comes to bollywood im
happy to be Indian, tho today once again I find im denying being
Indian or from the sub-contintent , thats why this is so funny !

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