Offices and pez

Went back to old work to drop something off. Offices
are crap, they're so soul sucking, especially
the ones with fluorescent lights and no windows.
And ones with regimented lunch breaks. Its good
to see the other side, the one that I left. Some
offices are fun, but they dont exist in the ANZ
building. Also lifts take for ever, which is ok
when ur in there by yourself, you can sing a song,
dance, do acrobatics etc. but when it stops
at every floor in a 14 storey building, and takes
one person. And everyone shuffles over one spot,
u feel like a pez despenser loading and removing
pez. But pez is fun. And i guess when the pez
jams its like the lift getting stuck. May be pez
is not that good.

Increased social isolation

5 steps to complete social isolation
1. play online poker
2. live by yourself
3. dont go to lunch
4. have no guests / dont invite ppl
5. switch off msn

Almost there, weee ! Could stop blogging
to i suppose, tho having no links to this
blog is safe bet.

Where art thou now frage?

Has anyone heard from frage lately, I guess
the people who hes working with him , know
if hes ok. Im thinking to pawn off some of
his stuff. Not much of value, except the
flat screen monitor. Questions is will he come
back :

a) leathery
b) sun burnt and leathery
c) sun burnt, leathery and massive

(apparently he has a hat)

Panda panda-panda panda panda pan

The panda-panda is said quicker, and to the right
tune it forms a catchy jingle.

If you cant get a panda, get one of these, a pog.
Im thinking about it. Pog
Like in space balls, John Candy plays a Mog, half man , half dog,
hes his own best friend. Other panda pictures on thats site
are funny, wat cant a panda do ?

Note to self

I have often tried carrying a notepad around with
me to try and make notes of things to do and
just random observations, however the notepad
system seems to fail and i dont often have it
with me. The solution has been to use the phone !
Of course, its always with me, and i can make
voice recordings (havent worked out how to do that)
But i just type in notes , and i feel that much
more productive! Tho unfortunately its typing SMSs
so im not that quick. And having my head down,
leads me to potentially walk into stoby polls
and all sorts. Also im begining to question
predictive text, but what i do like about it
is it does give you alternative ideas, instead
of a game of poker, we could be playing poles,
roles, or pokes, pokes is rather painful however.

Darwinism

Through a natural selection process, the best and fittest
(blog) should survive. Unfortunately through a series
of manifestations later, none have made it. It would
have been funny, during the period when the first amphibious
creature crawled out of the swamp onto the land. Coz
im quite sure the first one who tried it would have
shrivelled up and died. And the other fish in the swamp,
would have been yelling come back here ! You dont belong
out there, its wet in here, come back you stupid fish.
But no, it would have tried and failed. Putting
off an entire generation of fish of trying to walk
on land, well for at least 7 seconds, when they forgot
about the horrific death of their cousin, and another
one thought, hey may be i can walk on land. Eventually
one made it ! Darwinism is about giving it a go, if you
fail and die, someone else will take your place and give
it a shot, and perhaps thats what this blog is?